Miscellaneous: Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering...

By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

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Kokara1352 2

Friday 7 October 2011 22:29

This is the best FML

johnwroo22 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 13:32

me tooo

najiiboo 10

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:32

Agreed :)

blahblahbubbles 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 5:01

Sadly... Me too

kitty306 0

Friday 6 January 2012 15:24

Indeed

northerndisaster 2

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:20

Don't we all.

katiebaby705 3

Friday 17 February 2012 6:36

Seriously I feel the same exact way. We are all do pathetic.

Skyrim123 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:00

Same

MegaSolipsist 13

Saturday 17 March 2012 7:55

I just realised that I have started spending ages on this site everyday for just that reason. I need to get a girlfriend.

egreen1010 0

Friday 20 April 2012 6:18

Asshole

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