By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 20:55 - Australia - Caroline Springs

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
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KayDee29 31

I believe she incests on you performing unspeakable acts. I would just avoid her for a few years.

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lostinareverie 21

Better a drunk text to you than some sleazy guy who would take advantage and such.

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RockyRacoon 16

Did she remember it the next morning ? If not, have you told her about it ?

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flexseal 14

just..i dont even know how to respond.. tell her who you are and see what she says? be scared.

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lonelyknightlk 2

Hey come on. As a wise man once said incest is wincest

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unluckyorwhat 15

Name and phone number please.

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