Intimacy: Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 20:55 - Australia - Caroline Springs

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

KayDee29 31

Sunday 12 April 2015 5:32

I believe she incests on you performing unspeakable acts. I would just avoid her for a few years.

lostinareverie 21

Sunday 12 April 2015 5:33

Better a drunk text to you than some sleazy guy who would take advantage and such.

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Nate79065 3

Sunday 3 May 2015 14:12

Should've took her up on it. Incest is best :)

jenicide13 0

Sunday 10 May 2015 23:30

I hope that was a wrong number! Lol

kingrod 10

Monday 25 May 2015 9:18

p-put your dick in it

HeadHunter23 5

Wednesday 3 June 2015 14:47

Everyone does it. Now suit up and tell you dad when your done to brag.

Joal232 0

Saturday 9 January 2016 6:38

I would have done it

kmn483 5

Tuesday 22 March 2016 5:30

To everyone talking about hooking up with her... it's not right. Wait until AFTER she's sober ;3

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