Miscellaneous: Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little...

By wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

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By Baby Face - 16/01/2017 15:03

Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML

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Not a good sign

By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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By anamanaguchi - 31/03/2018 01:30

Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML

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Old soul

By Olivia - 09/08/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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xgirlofglassx 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:27

Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.

Eliseopwns 22

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:27

It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c

Comments

lopecrit 7

Tuesday 18 September 2012 7:22

Wait intel your 10 year reunion. Then let's see who gets the last laugh.

lexa_heath 0

Tuesday 18 September 2012 7:32

**** him seriously. I have small boobs too and I do just fine in life! he's probably ugly anyways. and everyone that said you deserved if is an asshole.

sadistmonkey 19

Tuesday 18 September 2012 8:28

Actually, don't **** him.

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 18 September 2012 7:48

It's okay, I've had boobs since I was 8 and people thought I was older. Up until year 9, anyway. Then people thought I was in year 7 because of my height. My boobs are the only thing I have to show for my age :( but I would like slightly smaller boobs.

quincykid23 6

Tuesday 18 September 2012 7:50

For those of u that are not MEN OVER THE AGE OF 18, let me explain. Young women (15-17) are starting to look more attractive. We go up assuming they are at least 18. Then they say their real age... This leads to disappointment. Don't argue with me, it happens every ******* day. Take it as a compliment

neurodoc 1

Tuesday 18 September 2012 7:53

Ok. In my experience those who grow early age early. So you are still gonna look like you are 20 at the age of 40 when others have gained 40lbs and look like old rags by then. So fear not, my lady, as the future holds the potion of youth for you!

the_true_batman 10

Tuesday 18 September 2012 7:55

Pretty girls with flat chests are hot. If you don't have a nice face then that sucks though.

the_true_batman 10

Wednesday 19 September 2012 4:26

Because I'm the only one attracted to people based on their looks. I'm not sure if you're an idiot or... no, I am sure that you're an idiot. I used to give girls a chance even if I wasn't really attracted to them physically, but I've yet to find a girl who didn't judge me based on my looks, so screw that.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 18 September 2012 8:05

Yes, I've noticed that too, and I agree that it's utter bull shit. People seem to get some weird satisfaction out of belittling him because of a family situation that is not their place to judge anyway.As if being a teenage parent isn't hard though without people being ass holes to you for no good reason. And the irony in this situation is that the ones mocking him for perceived stupidity are actually the ones who are too foolish to understand his very simple comment. "Oh, I've outwitted and mocked a fourteen year old father. That makes me so ******* cool." Actually, no it doesn't. Get your self esteem boost by making real accomplishment, why don't you?