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By wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

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By Baby Face - 16/01/2017 15:03

Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML

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Not a good sign

By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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By anamanaguchi - 31/03/2018 01:30

Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML

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Old soul

By Olivia - 09/08/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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xgirlofglassx 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:27

Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.

Eliseopwns 22

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:27

It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c

Comments

sammyjo06 14

Friday 14 February 2014 0:30

Why do people in the comments section seem to think the guy was implying she has big boobs? She doesn't. That's why he said she looked young. As in, her chest was flat...

LuthienSilimaure 7

Tuesday 1 July 2014 16:09

I had a 36G by the time I graduated. Trust me you're so much better off. Clothes are easier to find and wear, you actually get pretty bras, you dont get back pains, your rib cage doesnt look 2 times bigger than normal, and you don't have people asking to poke/squish them 24/7 nor do you have guys only caring about then and only them. SO..you'll be okay, I promise.

keyofdestiny13 24

Tuesday 3 March 2015 12:22

I know how you feel, OP :( I'm 18 with barely Cs, and my younger sisters have Es and DDs

4everBroken 13

Sunday 17 July 2016 8:35

It goes to show how little most guys know about females.... I had big **** at 13, it's not what it's cracked up to be lol...

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 27 August 2016 10:18

Don't worry too much, OP. Some women's breasts don't hit their full size until their 20's. I was an A-cup until I was 17, then suddenly shot up to a low C. It comes when it comes, and plenty of people like 'em small as long as they're natural.