Kids: Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out...

By WhatTheF - 11/07/2016 05:42

Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML

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Saturday 27 August 2016 5:03

either a) talk to him and tell him to stop or b) break his bedroom door off its hinges and see what he does.

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I would probably put spoiled food in there, let him learn OP!

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GirasolNegro 22

Thursday 1 September 2016 15:53

Have him pay for a new fridge and food

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 3 September 2016 16:07

Sprinkle some laxatives in the food for a few days until he stops stealing your food. Just remember to not eat anything yourself.

Solano2580 24

Monday 23 January 2017 13:51

I guess he figured if he couldn't eat your food then nobody can because he ruined it.

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