Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second...

By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 August 2019 2:37

It is funny! That’s old school ransom-ware. How much does the “asshat” want to unlock their lock?

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 August 2019 2:37

It is funny! That’s old school ransom-ware. How much does the “asshat” want to unlock their lock?

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