Love: Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization.... - FML

By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

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talaswolf 20

Tuesday 9 May 2017 16:23

At least you're her favorite.

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Friday 23 March 2018 22:07

This is exactly how I treat my boyfriend

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At least you're her favorite.

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