Work: Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 06:18

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

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boxbrandon11 20

Wednesday 22 July 2015 17:52

Why would you say no because of their computer background?

lulinator 40

Wednesday 22 July 2015 17:54

Don't judge a laptop by its desktop.

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vorspiel 17

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:31

And this is why you're a moron. Refusing to partner up with someone because of a bloody desktop background? Grow up.

iwadasn 32

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:39

Music preference is just that, a preference. It doesn't say anything about a person's intelligence.

Thorzix 23

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:56

You, my friend, are a judgmental twat.

damonic555 2

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:09

You're in law school? if you take things at face value like that you're gonna be a terrible lawyer.

1616Shillin 1

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:12

She sounds like Elle Woods from Leagally Blonde.

bruh95 7

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:25

YDI

mzshannababy 16

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:33

dont judge a desktop by its wallpaper

ciammmm 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:24

Because how dare someone have guilty pleasures, right? You deserve to not have her as a partner.

Model_Type_Chick 6

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:52

That's what you get for judging too quickly.

Alamendoza 6

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:23

A true mistake. But... why hate one One Direction? lol ... does liking them make someone automatically dumb or below??? yikes!

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