Dogs, Texting and Animals: Thoughts and prayers

Thoughts and prayers

By poordog - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote, "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote, "I hope she does." It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote, "I hope she dies" instead. FML

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Comments

XQuartzX 15

Saturday 22 November 2014 1:06

that always happens to me, I would turn off auto correct, but its just not the same.

the_rad_brad47 18

Thursday 9 April 2015 10:18

Best friend >no friend

lonelyfuck 7

Saturday 15 August 2015 11:33

Wtf :o RIP to your friendship for a while

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