Kids The betrayal

The betrayal

poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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The Bathtub Incident

Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

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screwedwoman27 - 19/06/2011 18:03 - United States

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

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Noped out

Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

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Served cold

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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Little shit

NoPocketforme - 04/04/2021 00:30

Today, I ate the last Hot Pocket in the house. My little brother threw a temper tantrum and poured a bucket of water all over my desk and Macbook. My mom’s response? “Aw he’s just a little boy.” My brother is 13. FML

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Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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mackdeezy 22

Sunday 28 July 2013 2:58

Well we know what their priorities are. And who's the favorite.

TaiReiSi 12

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:00

Kids these days are so easy to... Piss off.

itsnotokcupid 8

Sunday 28 July 2013 10:54

Your parents deserve it.

yellowaholic 25

Sunday 28 July 2013 11:11

Wow.. If you think that she is bad now just wait a few years of your parents turning her into a little monster.

ashleyyybrooke94 9

Sunday 28 July 2013 14:12

kid sounds like a brat

MandySkittles 18

Sunday 28 July 2013 14:24

Those must have been some good chips! FYL OP, you have to live with a six year old tyrant!

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 28 July 2013 14:40

Am I the only one who would have smacked some sense into the kid and made her clean it? I know that's not "socially acceptable" anymore..

simsgirlgem 25

Sunday 28 July 2013 14:52

when I was a kid behavior like your sisters have gotten me a spanking sent to my room and on my knees in a corner of said room for ten minutes your parents are morons

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 28 July 2013 14:56

Be thankful it wasn't Ketchup, Sour Cream and Onion, Original, Dill Pickle, and Salt and Vinegar, I'd do the same thing to you.

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Sunday 28 July 2013 15:23

My daughter would have had a colossal ass whooping had she pitched a fit like that. Then she would be cleaning my floor up from all her pee.

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Sunday 28 July 2013 15:29

There is a viral video of a husband secretly filming his wife in the car: she was having a huge hissy fit kicking and screaming "I want to go to the lake! I want to go to the laaake!!" Because he wouldn't take her. That will be OP's sister in 20yrs.