Love, Awkward and Relationship advice: I like what I like

I like what I like

By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I wanted to be spoon-fed, affectionately NOT sexually. I think it's something to do with my eating, my parents, and developmental issues. Now he won't stop claiming it's really a fetish. FML

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ryan4723 24

Wednesday 4 September 2024 1:26

That’s because it is a fetish

idragosani 15

Wednesday 4 September 2024 7:00

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck... but there's nothing wrong with having a fetish and this one sounds kind of cute.

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ryan4723 24

Wednesday 4 September 2024 1:26

That’s because it is a fetish

idragosani 15

Wednesday 4 September 2024 7:00

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck... but there's nothing wrong with having a fetish and this one sounds kind of cute.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 4 September 2024 22:44

"Here comes the airplane! NEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOWN! Just kidding, it's my dick."

Underscore_foo 5

Thursday 5 September 2024 0:07

Yeah your emotional issues sound kinda weird

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