Dogs and Animals: Splashed out - FML

Splashed out

By El Boz - 22/02/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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Sunday 22 February 2009 20:11

ahahahahahaha good job buddy

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:30

too bad your dog didn't go after it.

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oopsie_daisy8446 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:02

Win.

EDFACE55 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 21:42

WOW SMRTY PANTS

drmike_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 11:28

hahahahahahahhahhahahahahaha :P that sucks

fartmouth123 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:02

haha omg that sucks so bad. i did that with my car keys once.

omgitzadrienne 0

Friday 14 August 2009 5:46

hahahaa, this is hilarious. i can just imagine that, and what the person on the phone thought. lmao

My_averageFML 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 11:49

lol that's ******* funny. I just imagined that happening. even if I did that I would life my butt off afterwards.

a_random_dude 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:56

dude he coulda thrown it with his other arm u idiot unless ur left arm is retarded then u should know

a_random_dude 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:59

this is something i have done a lot of times but never that bad once i was doing homework and snacking and i bit my pencil

kevint9911 15

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:17

hahahahaha, wat kind of phone is it

Epikouros 31

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:27

It must have been an iPhone...

somedudeudontno 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:39

nice

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