Dogs and Animals: Splashed out

Splashed out

By El Boz - 22/02/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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Sunday 22 February 2009 20:11

ahahahahahaha good job buddy

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:30

too bad your dog didn't go after it.

Comments

kingofgut 0

Monday 23 February 2009 1:33

Oh unlucky.

Iwetmyself 0

Monday 23 February 2009 3:12

your dog should help.

Kat_MS 0

Monday 23 February 2009 10:26

Lol yes its stupid but I've done similar things myself. 'Cept I was holding a rock in one hand and an apple in the other >.<. Ouch.

star_E_night_sky 0

Monday 23 February 2009 17:11

This totally sounds like something I would be capable of. Way to go champ! ha ha

hejkinl7 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 0:49

i'm sorry about your phone but i have never actually laughed out loud from one of these until now.

jewley25 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:08

lmao !! This is totally the BEST one yet . Aha wow really because I could picture this completly happening to anyone. Love it .

kissmyass_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:31

#16: haha true #13: agree to disagree btw omg your story is hifuckinglarious!hahahaha i shared it on facebook but seriously,thats really ****** up.

Zonedout 2

Tuesday 24 February 2009 14:36

I would so do something like that, I laughed so hard reading this. its like playing poker and eating potato chips and you accidently put a poker chip in your mouth instead of a potato chip.

Aviva1313 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 19:09

Just because they were throwing a stick into the river doesn't mean they were trying to drown their dog. Sticks float sometimes and even if they don't, they still hover a little more and take a lot longer to go down to the bottom than a phone which would just straight sink. Any way this is hilarious. Once I almost drank paint thinner because I had water in the other hand. Also, I've put my phone into the refridgerator atleast twice. #36 - lolarious

mrstonyoller 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:02

i was driving and i usually put my phone in my cup holder, so when i hung up i followed the same routine. little did i know my niece put a cup of milk she was drinking in the cupholder with the lid off.