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So, here's the thing…

By HairyBoobs - 05/11/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

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kscott88 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 20:09

Next time - pluck.

HookEmTexas07 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 20:11

Ah, that sucks there were all those med students there. Then again, watching doctors in the field is the breast way to learn.

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ericasthename 0

Friday 6 November 2009 1:02

:( I don't know how I feel about this but that would still be embarassing anyways. fyl

failsatlife23 0

Friday 6 November 2009 1:09

hair on your NIPPS? ttly weird

Aha09 1

Friday 6 November 2009 1:35

Nipple-free is the way to be, kids.

cheetahboo2010 5

Friday 6 November 2009 1:58

Wax 'em, that should be fuuuun ;) FYL

Starbucksgirl 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:06

Honestly, I have hairy nipples myself. When I had my first boyfriend a few years ago I made the mistake of shaving them because my d-bag boytoy didn't like them and ripped one out with his teeth. Then they grew back a lot thicker. My boyfriend now is totally smitten with everything about me, so they don't bother him. I'm still embarassed by them so I just trim them with some scissors. (And since my nipples are inverted there isn't really any chance of them getting cut off)

reecescuphoe 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:13

i..feel bad

cowgod 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:38

would waxing completely rip off the nipple?

screwthat 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:41

thats what am wondering about :P

wolfy_fml 5

Friday 6 November 2009 5:12

No, but it would ******* HURT. If anything, depilatory cream (Nair/Neet) would be best.

DeathShad0 1

Friday 6 November 2009 3:43

Yeah, yeah people. Were mammals, thus were hairy etc. etc... But what about excessive hair? I feel sorry for people who have that.

gmogos92 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:05

legally, you arn't required to allow them to be there. they will use you as an example to a few med students, but you don't have to talk to any of them if you don't want to, and you don't have to let them into your room