Miscellaneous: Rats!

Rats!

By Etrius - 17/08/2014 15:19 - United States - La Grande

Today, I went to get my hair cut. My stylist had the greatest tattoo of a rat on her arm. I spent the whole appointment thinking about how cool the tattoo was, and what an interesting person she must be to choose such a thing. So I complimented her on it and she said, "Oh it's a wolf." FML

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Social faux pas

By sinceresally - 03/01/2017 22:26

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my workmate about her tattoo. She's been in the office for 4 months and I'd always wondered why she had a red cheese grater tattooed on her arm. So I asked. Turns out it's a lady's shoe. She walked away from me and never talked to me again. FML

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Memento

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 03:00

Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML

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gracehi 31

Sunday 17 August 2014 19:37

The ugliest wolf ever...

AFaye3964 17

Sunday 17 August 2014 19:38

Somebody did a bad job, if you thought it was rat.

Comments

JustFingGreat 8

Monday 18 August 2014 6:30

i would have Awkwardly stay quiet 0-0

nitrog100 21

Monday 18 August 2014 6:42

You see, that's where you save face by saying, provided you weren't wearing glasses, that you have pretty terrible eyesight.

1DisGR8 32

Monday 18 August 2014 7:45

Haha I just moderated an FML that said someone mistook their wolf tattoo as a rat tattoo

IvyOswin 17

Monday 18 August 2014 8:11

It's the difference between Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin!

miss_amphetamine 24

Monday 18 August 2014 9:11

I woulda been like, "damn my bad! I'm sorry, it just looks badass and I've been staring at it thinking about how cool it looks." I do this kinda shit all the time lol