How to make it awkward for everyone

By Anonymous - 09/08/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
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DLBL 20

I don't get it. Would your girlfriend freak out that her cousin, who is a goddam professional, did a better job? Is that it? Weak.

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Chazzster 29

I’d say you were lucky if that’s the worst you said under the circumstances.

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DLBL 20

I don't get it. Would your girlfriend freak out that her cousin, who is a goddam professional, did a better job? Is that it? Weak.

6 0
Chazzster 29

I’d say you were lucky if that’s the worst you said under the circumstances.

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