Love, Kids, Pranks and Parents: Protective

Protective

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 18:30 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

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By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2016 16:58

Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

Troll mom is winning

Harpy20 24

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

Twat swat level: EXPERT.

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seandoc 13

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:08

What a way to introduce your family!

rallets 22

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:30

what a twat swatter

redhedsaysrawr 18

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

Troll mom is winning

youknowimright 5

Thursday 27 December 2012 6:05

Hey might as well teach em while theyre young to lie and fabricate stories to avoid potential unpleasantries. def winning at mothering...

Harpy20 24

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

Twat swat level: EXPERT.

NYC_Yoshi 3

Thursday 27 December 2012 5:35

Definitely Asian level.

dalink 24

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:10

I love this comment. And your profile pic. Ahh rainbow road... How I hated you in Mario kart.

bombshellbabee01 9

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

In a way You got **** blocked by your mom

iloveandy143 7

Thursday 27 December 2012 2:04

No shit.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Thursday 27 December 2012 3:16

Technically, she got beaver dammed.

daliagrande 17

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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MrSassypants 33

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:22

I know, right? She's even taking OP to her AA meeting. What a wonderful woman.......

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:46

I agree with 5. Motherly instincts y'all know.

sux4u121 10

Thursday 27 December 2012 8:16

Oh yes, protecting her from those evil grocery fiends.

IllestRated 17

Thursday 27 December 2012 17:36

No that's just mom being a hater.

rocker_chick105 31

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

Your mom > my mom

RZB 11

Thursday 27 December 2012 2:14

OP's mom > everyone's mom

youknowimright 5

Thursday 27 December 2012 6:07

She certainly does seem like a good influence...

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:10

she loves you

sens3sfailing 24

Thursday 27 December 2012 10:18

Jesus was a man.

n3rd43v3r 10

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:11

That's when you wink, lick your lips, and walk away

MsConfusedd 27

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:13

Your mom is awesome.

beehardxcore 26

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:13

Troll level: Overprotective Mom. Lol what a dick move.

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Thursday 27 December 2012 1:07

not overprotective.. just a troll.

Mister_Triangle 21

Thursday 27 December 2012 13:48

No, that's not what trolling means; and it's definitely because she thought she was helping (thus overprotective)

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