Health: Many such cases

Many such cases

By clitorasaurus - 18/01/2026 18:00 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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By AnonThoughts - 24/10/2019 06:00

Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML

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By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 23:55 - United States - Flemington

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

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By ThisGuy97 - 12/08/2011 20:46 - United States

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

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By j4y - 29/01/2009 00:30 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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Ouch!

By Anonymous - 14/06/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I have such poor joints that I dislocated my hip trying to twist to wipe my own ass. FML

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Pain in the ass

By Anonymous - 17/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML

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rawrimaunicorn 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:28

...how the hell did you manage that?

knight0748 5

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:26

is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?

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steefibeso 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 22:54

that made me laugh my ass off

rider45 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:44

LOL

OmgO_o 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:49

did the doctors ask how you hurt yourselfff? XD lmao

lawlatyourfml 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:53

how the hell did you manage to pull that off

MrDaggs 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 1:09

Yeah...NEEDED to now that shit xO

jellyfish_735 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 1:37

damn that's just sad :p

allanisj 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 2:28

I don't know... To me, sounds like you have to lose some weight.

loganthebeast1 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 2:46

retard

adorkable_spazz 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 2:59

omfg that's HILARIOUS! XD

lilybugie 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 3:28

tmi

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