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By clitorasaurus - 18/01/2026 18:00 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
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rawrimaunicorn 0

...how the hell did you manage that?

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knight0748 5

is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?

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newburton13 26

So...are you implying that you wipe other people's butts?

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BagelTheOtaku 25

x-x being completely honest that's has happened to me too

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ashleyylove3 22

Try not to wipe so aggressively next time?

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SandSammiches 11

That's alright my buddy pulled a muscle while whacking off and tried to play it off by saying he was "shaking some mustard" only to have our suspicions confirmed by his father.

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carl_carl_ 28

Guess you had to put a lot of muscle into that one, lol. Sorry OP.

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