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Horror movie

ihatevideos - 16/03/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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Anonymous - 01/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

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skyplaysguitar - 30/07/2012 05:56 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML

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Make it stop

Anonymous - 16/02/2022 06:00

Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sex tape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML

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Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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RectalSteve - 10/09/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML

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Anonymous - 21/12/2016 23:13

Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML

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Thanks for the memories

Mike - 07/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML

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Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - Pakistan

Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML

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Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:32 - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML

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Kamicase 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:42

Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )

dvb77 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:39

Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up

greenfinch 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:02

OhMyGod. That's...scarring.

arcangel81 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:54

That. Is. Awesome.

laughingchick 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 7:39

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughing ouuuuuuuut louuuuud :D too funny. haha kinda historic

Bermy_Brosive 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:14

Wow, I'm actually a Bermudian passing through this site for the first time, you were conceived in my country, well island.

JDiz83 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 9:46

three ppl from Bermy so far!

1073kat 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 8:18

P-R-I-C-E-L-E-S-S

Mamu1977 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:33

Don't snoop, dumbass!

bermudababy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 16:01

that's awkward. i'm in the same boat u are. except i still live there....

JDiz83 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 9:47

this is crazy. i've counted four of us Bermudians in these comments so far lol

Vtlacey 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 5:02

wow, i guess u learned your lesson, and im gonna learn from your experience never to go through my parents home videos

Scoochie 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 15:51

THAT'S SO COOWL ! :D ... and awkward. :|

IMz0r 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:09

#6 ;) My stork was too weak though and he dropped me on my head. Several times.

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