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ihatevideos - 16/03/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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Anonymous - 01/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

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skyplaysguitar - 30/07/2012 05:56 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML

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Anonymous - 16/02/2022 06:00

Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sex tape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML

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Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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RectalSteve - 10/09/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML

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Anonymous - 21/12/2016 23:13

Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML

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Mike - 07/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML

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Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - Pakistan

Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML

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Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:32 - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML

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Kamicase 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:42

Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )

dvb77 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:39

Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up

royrese 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:14

"around that time"??? how do you not know when your own conception is.

RockerFellow56 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:41

LOLO THAT IS SO FUNNY

StellaLunaLu 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:12

...why were your parents video taping it? they should know that that just leads to trouble...

kellster 2

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:34

Why were you snooping through your parents' stuff in the first place? And how did you not think that "home movie" = "self-filmed ****"? Serves you right!

texmas 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:41

For everyone who's bitching about them being immature, YOU get over it. You want to watch YOUR parents having sex? If you do, you have problems.

BeeHappy_fml 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 12:07

thank you!!!

LadyCianne 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 6:57

Sex is natural so you might as well stop complaining bout him seeing his parents have sex, but still, would you REALLY want to watch your own parents ? It's just creepy. Anyways, sucks to be you, but don't feel sorry. I walked in on mine. Even worse.