Honest

fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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kirbcheck76 3

does your hand fall asleep also?

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li_vikki 0

you needa do a better job then

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bfffness 0

play with her... make her feel good.

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CallMeHush 0

@27 No shit, that is why she is bored. If the OP doesn't get it figured out he will be back to tossing his own cookies in no time.

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sourgirl101 28

@94Call I thought tossing your cookies meant throwing up now I know it also means jacking off. Thanks for the new slang lesson.

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aardvarkish 16

Well the plot really hasn't changed in a few thousand years. Boredom has to set in eventually. Maybe it's time for us to go extinct after all.

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killahnikkix 0

fail on your part.

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Jason_Q 4

Holy smokes, Batman! You need practice/tips.

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kiikii07 0

try new positions... there are such things as sex toys... as the spice girls would say "spice up your life"!

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aDerangedStateOf 0

How About Some Sadomasochistic Sexual Practices?

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ringmybell_fml 0

... and they are?

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caits13 0

practice makes perfect?

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