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fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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Snoozefest

notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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Nailed it

anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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Bored

Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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Anonymous - 29/01/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - Wrexham

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

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Get on with it

KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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Thursday 4 March 2010 12:14

does your hand fall asleep also?

li_vikki 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:11

you needa do a better job then

Smilzen 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 11:21

You're probably right. Boredom has many faces, and more than a few pair of stupid sunglasses.

saywhaaat_01 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:56

YDI for not pleasing her.

dblstorm13 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:22

obviously OP doesn't kno how to do it rite

iManda 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:36

that happens to me all the time. the getting bored, that is

hakkyoufxx4 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 3:43

HAHAHAHAHA I keep my girl going and I'm ****** 16

iManda 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:26

or they're faking it

f27_fml 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 12:29

you should have given her an oral or tried a different position that way your at the deepest point when you enter her

xocheercutie12 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 4:38

ydi for being a boring sex partner

Ironhand33 0

Monday 19 April 2010 5:14

you should eat a bullet, your life sucks!

lemon590 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 0:27

have her call me ........

sol123 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:32

you need sex tapes and books!

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