Intimacy: Fond memory

Fond memory

By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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Focnr 0

Monday 25 July 2011 16:07

Why exactly were you watching **** with your 'friend' ?

SmileEveryone 12

Monday 25 July 2011 16:17

my ex boyfriend used to watch **** all the time with his friend... they're together now.

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beveywevey 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 18:56

If you're a girl that's ok. If you're a guy, that's pretty weird.

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 7:46

When are u coming out of the closet?(:

answeryourphone 3

Saturday 10 November 2012 21:43

Going well you mean?

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