Sex, Threesome and Intimacy: Check before crossing

Check before crossing

By Randy Savage - 02/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML

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_incredulous 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:02

She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity

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Wednesday 18 February 2009 21:24

Well duh Alex is a unisex name.

Comments

tatababe 1

Monday 18 July 2011 4:29

so did u hav fun??)

justplainsweet 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:51

really? you didn't know alex is a boys name too?? alexander the great? hello.. retard.

rawrzorz17 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:32

omg thank you! I hate wen all guys talk bout is threesomes . lik get over it

farhil 14

Friday 5 August 2011 4:09

I had a girlfriend named alex...

nevergo 10

Saturday 6 August 2011 12:59

Actually I was talking about threesomes in general. I don't want to have a threesome if I am in a relationship because to me they just say that you want the sex not the person. I want the person not just the sex. I'm not blaming one single person, yes I agree they both are at fault for wanting to go outside of their relationship, threesomes are a no go in my book.