Check before crossing

By Randy Savage - 02/02/2009 16:29 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML
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_incredulous 0

She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity

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OEsEben 0

I've done this, but I would never do it with a girlfriend... me and friends have tagteamed before though.

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katieatieay 0

everyone's a little bisexual. otherwise, you wouldn't be so insecure about it.

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slimmathers123 10

aint that the truth

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jasdog2244 0

haha haha haha............ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha :]

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sensual_kidney 0

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_incredulous 0

She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity

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mizled 0

agreed with #28. but then again I don't share well...

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bethluvsyou 15

If you're 22 how can you agree with 28?

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Mamu1977 0

You have to give in order to get. And believe me, if you're knocking it out solo, you don't even need to ask her about whether she's going to bring a solo lady into the bedroom at a later date. She'll reciprocate without any sort of reminders. At least, that's always been my experience.

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laurenbabyy 0

you definitely deserve it. when i think alex, i think dude. I know wayyy more male alex's than female. why would she be suggesting another female anyway? you should have asked if it was a guy or a girl. and anyway, it's really not that big of a deal, just think of it more as tag teaming and don't do anything with him, you should be good.

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