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Call the cops

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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Monday 7 September 2009 12:05

EWWWWW!!!!

Nightfallz 0

Monday 7 September 2009 12:07

that's freaking wierd...

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kelc08879 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:56

Press charges. seriously. that's sickly disturbing.

Jincos 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:57

sc, it's called a hidden camera you dumb-shit.

fmh123 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:21

ewww what! btw AZ ftw

gummibehrs 4

Monday 7 September 2009 20:58

That's extremely creepy and intrusive. Record him doing something extremely embarrassing and make him give you the tapes back :D

cmac86 23

Monday 7 September 2009 21:16

I had no idea girls pooped.

TheHeroOfTime 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:28

^ lmfao

bartender_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:30

Haha , this is too similar to the one about the air freshener..

TheHeroOfTime 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:33

I wonder if anyone else laughs really hard everytime someone says to "dump" him.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:39

******* wierdo.

satan178 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:41

that's..****** up ROFL.

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