Videos, Weird and Love: Call the cops

Call the cops

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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Monday 7 September 2009 12:05

EWWWWW!!!!

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Comments

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:51

Does he have a class coffee table by any chance? Instead of trying to cut and run, why don't you humor him by trying to give him a blumpkin? Turn lemons into lemonade, I always say.