Blind spot

By nicky - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
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DocBastard 38

If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

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DocBastard 38

That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.

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cunningchick 1

Hey it could have been worse my sister was trying to open a jar of pickles with a butter knife and it slipped and went up her nose and touched her brain...... So surprized she's not a vegitable

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cawoods 1

I have done the same thing!

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laxbrosive 4

Wouldn't the knife have been in the cutlery drawer anyway?

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DarkAng3l01 7

Holy ****! I did the same exact thing! But I realized it was on the counter

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