Blind spot
By nicky - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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Human_Delilah
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Here's An idea! Look before You act! :)
notquite69
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A knife to open a can? You're an idiot and I'm sure you'll do it again. I bet you use a screwdriver to hammer a nail too.
hes not. it is fact that wen do know what can openers are. and wont find out until they manufacture "canned sandwiches".
shit. women*
cldean24
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Make a sandwich instead of trying to gut a can next time?
FAIL
he's saying women know what can openers are but men won't know what they are until they invent canned sandwhiches, so it's useless to "get a man to do it"...and also, who cares if he said "hes" instead of he's"...he wrote a hell of a lot better than the people who sp3ll wordz lik3 thiz. th3y @r3 th3 dumb@ss3s!!
suck it up
ssoccerchick97
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HOW?!!?! And did you not check the drawers?!?!?!? Stupid.
ZielZone
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Idiot
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If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.
That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.