Hyperslurpie

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

2
Comments

150
Visits

14
Favorites

Fairfax Station
35 years-old
Wednesday 27 June 1990
Not specified

A propos de Hyperslurpie

Not specified

Hyperslurpie - Followers

Hyperslurpie - Followed

Hyperslurpie's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Hyperslurpie's FML badges

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Hyperslurpie's favorite FMLs

By fyou - 24/01/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML

agreeclassic 28 292

vote type 1 4 037

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I got a call from the Hollister manager yelling at me for not showing up for work that night. I was never informed I got the job. I missed my first day of work. FML

agreeclassic 68 824

vote type 1 5 591

By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

agreeclassic 165 625

vote type 1 24 393

Turn on

By bodyelectric - 13/04/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

agreeclassic 111 858

vote type 1 9 778

By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

agreeclassic 138 127

vote type 1 7 975