Colester3213

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

13
Badges!

1
Comments

171
Visits

289
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Colester3213

Not specified

Colester3213 - Followers

Colester3213 - Followed

Colester3213's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Colester3213's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

60_badgename

60_badgedesc

57_badgename

57_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

65_badgename

65_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Colester3213's favorite FMLs

By Bex98 - 11/01/2016 08:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

agreeclassic 27 787

vote type 1 8 066

Bex98 app_comment_confession_title

Bex98 6

Tuesday 12 January 2016 1:03

So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.

By StateOfEuphoria - 24/07/2016 22:52 - United States - Petal

Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML

agreeclassic 16 167

vote type 1 3 094

StateOfEuphoria app_comment_confession_title

StateOfEuphoria 17

Monday 25 July 2016 13:56

It's what I've always heard people call it, a sympathy gag reflex, but I'm sure there's a different name for it. its just where you gag at the sound of someone else gagging.

By jaym42013 - 22/07/2016 19:29 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML

agreeclassic 16 910

vote type 1 1 122

Cost effective

By apawn - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I had the option of choosing a train or a plane to get to my destination. The train was cheaper but took 4 hours longer, so I picked the plane. My flight was delayed, so I essentially paid more to arrive later. FML

agreeclassic 15 222

vote type 1 1 960

By TheMike23 - 11/01/2016 05:28 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

agreeclassic 20 920

vote type 1 2 298