By sandra - 05/02/2016 01:01 - Norway - Trondheim
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By sandra - 05/02/2016 01:01 - Norway - Trondheim
By Devlynfly - 25/02/2016 04:32 - Canada - London
By headinabag33 - 15/02/2016 01:57 - United States - Wilson
Hey...OP here. So in this theatre there are two curtains. The second one (more up stage, away from the audience) has been broken. So we just open both curtains, since the second one never opens. We perform in front of it and it's no big deal. We get some great lighting off it really, and once we had someone stand back there and shake it and looked cool. Someone fixed the second curtain without telling us. The actors were having sex behind the "broken" curtain and it opened. No one told them to stop because they were quiet, and no one wants to tell people to quit having sex... So anyway, there it is.
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Montréal
By Kaylz - 07/03/2016 04:35 - Australia - Brisbane
OP here! Thanks for all the comments and concerns. To make this shorter I've already answered specific questions directly. She was a really nice lady and thought my hand tattoos (flowers,) were nice and just wanted to see the rest of the hidden one she noticed. After she realized just how far up my leg it went, and how high my skirt had been pulled she did back away. I could be mad at her but really I just see it as a funny story to tell, no harm was meant and she meant it as a compliment in her own way. She did tip me, and it helped my business at least since other customers felt bad for me and over tipped me. ;) Keep the jokes coming, I think they're all great!