gnafron - 31/12/2013 11:30 - France - Grenoble Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML 418 147
STOP SCREAMING Anonymous - 30/12/2013 12:10 - Australia - Campbelltown Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML 50 141 27 101