boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML 35 041 4 392
Whiff lizard - 18/12/2010 05:56 - United States Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML 29 460 3 092
secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML 50 498 5 360