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By happypineapple - 17/07/2014 03:31 - Australia - Scarborough
By happypineapple - 17/07/2014 03:31 - Australia - Scarborough
By wandering_soul - 23/09/2015 18:44 - United States
By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 04:31 - United States - Lincoln
By The Dishwasher - 07/06/2017 15:00 - Canada - Guelph
By stardad - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States
By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States
By FML Approved - 13/07/2017 03:40
By SadRetailWorker - 07/10/2016 20:08 - United States
I almost wish this is what it was, my job description is basically to ring up a customer selections and try to sell them our membership maybe helping people when they are close to the registers. All that gets done while still getting great customer reviews. I'm currently doing all that plus doing 75% of the work the unfilled position of head cashier is supposed to do.
By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton
By JDCH_99 - 27/08/2015 15:36 - Canada - Toronto
OP here -- we told her. We didn't have a choice. She was devastated and will be for some time. She's spent considerable time at farms, so she gets the whole cycle-of-life thing but it's different when there is an emotional connection. There won't be any dogs in the near future. Maybe in the spring we can talk about adopting a rescue dog.
By ShootMe - 07/09/2017 23:15
By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30
By Ohdear - 16/06/2019 15:08 - United Kingdom - Leeds
By someonesometime - 29/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Billings
OP here. First submission got posted :) there is no HR to talk to as there was only me, the owner and another coworker and we all got along just fine. I do have Resting Bitch Face but I'm aware of it and consciously smile to make up for it. I also did not have a bad attitude. The worst part was that I was still training so I haven't had time to meet the requirements of the job or not. Oh well, she was a flaky boss anyway. But she said she'd give me a good reference.
By Broke - 27/07/2016 16:38 - United States - Los Angeles
By poopEVERYWHERE - 18/09/2009 14:27 - United States
By Midion - 11/07/2016 22:52 - United Kingdom - Cambridge
Sorry for the typo. I had this funny adventure and I didn't want to open an account to share it. By the way, I do exist in Milton (Cambridshire), and the lake was in Mill Road, Cambridge. I had to f***ing bike 20 minutes back home totally wet. Luckily my impermeable jacket and my rain-proof backpack saved my electronics.... Let's make a laugh together on it! Cheers, El Midion (this name is obviously not real, I don't wanna tell you my real one! XD)
By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 00:26 - United States - San Francisco
By SMCHR - 09/05/2011 03:22 - Ireland
By Xerfox - 03/07/2016 18:05 - Germany - Löwenstein
By Anonymous - 08/12/2019 20:00
By sallymay - 08/02/2018 13:00 - United States - Rockland
By Noname - 27/02/2009 04:02 - United States
By notsoaloneanymore - 17/06/2016 04:32 - Canada - Mississauga
By lesson.learned - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Littlehampton
By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 00:11 - Canada - Toronto
By zaktor - 08/04/2018 15:00
By Anonymous - 07/04/2020 17:00
By Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States
By Kakapo4Ever - 20/05/2016 09:01 - United Kingdom - Abingdon
This is OP here. Firstly, I live in Oxfordshire, England as of now but I used to live in Singapore, which is tropical, so geckos were everywhere, inside and out - especially as our house had a relatively wild and unkempt garden. They weren't any trouble at all and the only ways of keeping them out of the house were cruel, so yeah they were just all over the walls and floors. This is when the FML happened. Secondly, it's not outlandish to assume someone may have dropped a bit of food on the floor is it? Surely more likely than a ******* gecko head. And yes I agree the true FML is for the gecko...twas a tragic night :(
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OP here! Seeing how the background check was clear, I guess the year and a half she spent locked up in an asylum was sealed. She's genuinely psychotic, and it's not some bad breakup kind of hate. As for the job, she was denied based on the results of her MMPI(a psych evaluation test), which were not disclosed. When I applied, I hated that thing, but now I'm kinda glad we have to take it.