Hide and Seek
By Hide -n- Seek - 16/11/2019 20:00 - United States - Grand Prairie
By Hide -n- Seek - 16/11/2019 20:00 - United States - Grand Prairie
By Bad parenting101 - 08/01/2017 03:23 - United States - Denver
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By speaknoevil1 - 29/01/2016 06:03 - United States - Gainesville
By Purple - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Fremont
By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Germany
By I_Has_A_Fishy - 10/07/2012 19:33 - United States - Fort Worth
By MrsMusselLady - 24/04/2017 17:26 - United Kingdom - Huntingdon
Lol no, it was my first weekend off after working 8 days in a row! I had gotten off work at 0700 and went straight home to that whole situation.
By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada
By JasonThorn - 17/12/2016 13:21
OP here. I am glad that a lot of people understood that it had been meant as a gift with no strings attached, only to have then attached later as a reward for performance. My dad never specified, "This is what you get for doing well." It was, "I had a great day and I want to share it with everyone." The truth is, if he had said he was disappointed in me but felt I should keep the $50 and hoped I would do all I can to improve, I would have respected him and listened to him. It's not about the money. It could have been $5 and I would have reacted the same way. I now understand that gifts are conditional and I have to continually earn every favorable reaction from him, on the off chance he intends to give one.
By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 18:16 - United States - Glendale
By Idiot32 - 25/05/2019 02:00
By justhatelife - 09/12/2016 14:49 - United States - Brooklyn
By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 06:39 - United States - Flagstaff
By whoops - 01/08/2014 20:45 - United States - Vincennes
By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village
By meghancuma - 22/09/2015 17:25 - United States - Springfield
OP here, her kids were the best. That's the worst part of losing the job.
By SwoopingEagle - 09/06/2017 20:00
By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 00:47 - United States
By Earl_KarmasBitch - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - China - Kunming
OP here. I wasn't expecting this to get published. The longer version of the story is that with a couple of friends I decided to go on a hike through Tiger Leaping Gorge on the banks of the Yangtze River. One of the big problems with the hike is the altitude. Much of the hike is at around 2km above sea level. Basically, after around 4 hours of hiking almost continuously uphill I was pretty tired. One friend was also tired and took an offer to get a donkey ride to the top of the 28 bends (the most notoriously difficult part of the whole 2-day hike). The woman who owned the donkey wasn't actually that old, probably early 50's (I'm 40ish) and works taking travellers to the top of the bends. I was tempted to also get a donkey but elected to instead give my backpack to my friend on the donkey and try to race him up the slope on foot. The two of us actually hiking the bends set off while the woman who owned the donkey saddled it. I actually felt pretty good that it was only at the 16th bend that she managed to catch up with us. That was until I noticed that she'd decided that my bag was too heavy for the donkey and she was carrying it herself! But in the end I did complete the entire hike. Got some amazing photos and really enjoyed myself. Probably got a bit fitter too.
By TheVengefulGeek - 13/09/2015 21:28 - Canada - Hanmer
OP here. Can't believe this actually got published. Insight time: we've been stuck in the little-to-no-money rut for a about a year now. The detergent we had smelled like hospitals and that weird plastic-y smell you get hit with at the dentist's office. We finally have enough money to get the stuff that has an actual scent instead of whatever "clean breeze" is supposed to be, so it's a small victory that is actually quite symbolic to us. Your comments had me laughing. A lot of you are right; enjoy the little things. You tend to miss out if you overlook them :)
By nomorepups - 31/10/2016 14:54
By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 09:05
This is my fml! So basically it was the very final vans warped tour, a 2 day event. I brought my tickets and at the door they said the ticket was already scanned. I called ticketmaster and they said they contacted the venue and said I could pick it up at will call. so I drive all the way back to the venue from my hotel and, no tickets. So I go customer service and pull up the order number, give them my billing address. The person "helping" me accused me of smoking something and trying to scam them even though I had all the proof of purchase. So on the second day of the event I go back and try again w my Sunday ticket. I was able to get in w that one. All the bands I wanted to see were playing on the second day anyway, so not much of a loss other than I paid for a two day ticket. also 800 miles from Seattle to Mountain View is nothing, last year I took a bus all the way from Seattle to Houston for warped tour. I still have no idea what got ****** up w the first ticket. But I still had a fun trip otherwise and I thought this was fml worthy so I posted it lol.
By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto
By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta
By unknown - 17/08/2019 02:00 - Canada
By bish_wut - 10/09/2016 20:15 - United States - Huntington Beach
Hello, everyone! I'm the OP. I am so shocked/ excited this actually got posted! First off, thanks for all the kind comments, I smiled quite a few times haha. As for my friendless life, I am homeschooled due to many health problems I have, such as anxiety, so being home alone all day, it's quite hard to make friends. But I do realize I could do something about it instead of sitting here moaping. My birthday is in 2 days, so my sister is going to help me invite some neighbors and hopefully I can make some friends :) (#3 and #4, thanks friends :D) Thanks for the luck everyone, I think I'll definitely need it.
By schober60 - 15/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Pittsburgh
By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 13:32 - United States - Jacksonville
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Hey guys! OP here. So let me explain what happened a little more. My friend and I are studying the same thing and the job is related to our field. I told her that I was applying there because I thought she would do the same thing if she would've found out about the opportunity. She only likes to take initiative when she thinks I'm going to be doing something that furthers my career and takes it like a competition. Anyway, she applied almost immediately after i told her and got an interview on the same day as I did. The mix up was due to a new intern mixing up our resumes since we came in at about the same time and we have similar backgrounds. The manager called and said he would handle it if I wanted to and I was about to say yes (because I was agitated on how unfair it was) and something stopped me. I didn't want to lose a friend over a job and she is quite grudgeful so I don't need that in my life. As fate would have it, I was offered an even better paid internship in Europe working along really great people and I couldn't be happier. Wow this is long but, anyway, thanks for everyone's advice!