Insta-Creep
By wilmaa - 15/10/2017 17:15 - Canada
By wilmaa - 15/10/2017 17:15 - Canada
By avaiia - 09/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Chicago
By pittmanw - 18/07/2016 02:54 - United States - Jackson
By snazz23 - 13/06/2016 14:24 - United States - Leander
By Kaibel - 21/05/2016 21:39 - United States - Los Angeles
Hey guys, OP here! Let me give you guys a little back story on the situation: I found out about this because I went on holiday with my best friend, which meant I would be leaving home for the first time WITHOUT my parents ever. On the sixth day, my face broke out horribly and I was feeling very nauseas. When my parents called to check up on me (since I was away in another state) I told them I had been feeling sick all day. One thing led to another, and they eventually confessed what they have been doing all these years (I'm 17 now). My reaction? Yeah, I was pretty pissed off. I hung up on my parents and literally threw my phone against the bed. The sad thing is, when I get really mad I cry, so there were a lot of tears involved as well. I've never had a real boyfriend or anything like that, so I have no idea why they did this. I'm going to see a doctor once I get back home, but until then, I'm going to ignore the calls and texts my parents send me. Thank you guys for all the support c':
By muscalata - 20/07/2018 01:30
By I can't stand leg puns - 20/08/2018 21:11 - United Kingdom - Feltham
Hi all! OP here! So, to start off, thanks for all the support (and sorry for firing off last time!). To the one or two of you who think I should be able to stand, first: the disabled seating is there for a reason; second: when you're standing on the bus you use your toes to help you balance a bit, and if you can't move toes on one leg it's a bit difficult. Third: My leg's basically a metal pole with a foot on the end, it's not one of the fully realistic ones, and I was wearing shorts so it was kinda obvious. Next, to those saying she may have been disabled in her own way: Unless she was severely mentally disabled, she still didn't need to shout at me, and I know her locally, she's just a bit of a bitch. Also there was only like 2 other people on the bus, and about 6 free disabled seats, she just wanted MY seat. And yes I realise I post a lot of stuff, life sucks haha. It isn't as consistent as my posting makes it appear, some of these stories happened a while ago, but how many FMLs actually happened that day? I'll try and think of another for you guys next week hahaha. And to whoever said I need my own section on FML, I won't complain hahaha. Thanks for reading the rant, see ya!
By DrumrollPlease - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London
By NotBeingPaidEnough - 03/03/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 02:21 - Canada - Saint-laurent
By Courts - 28/02/2017 21:30 - Australia - Adelaide
By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States
By strawberry - 17/11/2015 17:51 - United States - Colorado Springs
By Questions - 12/05/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Ashford
By DontBeRude - 28/09/2015 04:05 - United States - San Francisco
By Geese Ahoy - 14/11/2016 17:00 - United States - Elizabeth
By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture
By Gee - 16/06/2017 02:00
By timetraveler1854 - 03/11/2016 00:55 - United States - Nanuet
Oh man, this is my FML. I wasn't logged in when I published it. When my friend threw my knife to me, I tried knocking it away with the box I was holding but it grazed the back of my hand resulting in me needing stitches as it says in the title. And to the guy that says I shouldn't be doing cattle mutilations in my house, you don't see me walking into your home telling you what to do.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Surrey
By Krysis - 15/08/2017 15:45 - Trinidad and Tobago - Fyzabad
By ihatevideos - 16/03/2009 23:08 - United States
By Buggy - 12/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Atmore
By anonymous - 06/07/2016 13:53 - United States
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By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 14:27 - United States
By anonymous - 26/05/2016 03:45 - United States - Boise
By idontunderstand - 07/05/2018 19:00
By Anonymous - 18/06/2018 01:30
By XanderFierce - 29/06/2018 09:30 - Australia - Camperdown
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Because I would have to go 30 miles out of my way to get her, and take her 30 miles out of my way to take her home. So that's 60 miles total....on my wedding day.