By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 15:58 - United States - Dade City
The Top
By Mattador - 06/09/2011 05:56 - United States
Mattador_fml tells us more.
Get back here
By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:21 - United States
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By SierraCheyenne - 30/04/2013 01:57 - United States - Hannibal
By still single - 06/08/2015 01:22 - Brazil - Santa Maria
Cool dude
By Blah - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By crazy_bananas - 22/08/2016 15:53 - United States
crazy_bananas tells us more.
Hi OP here! I'm going to explain a few things since 300 characters isn't enough to get the whole story down. I really appreciate all the nice comments, and I loved how many of you wanted it to be high school or early college students! But first to all the people who say I deserve it and I should have expected this because I'm going into a teaching profession, **** off. I'm talking to you #30, 36, 39, 40, and 42 and anyone else who comments on this at a later time. Just because I'm going to be a teacher doesn't mean I deserve it. I also never said I didn't expect it, I knew what I was getting into when I decided I wanted to be a teacher and learn in a a younger age group setting. Okay! Now to other things! To answer the most comment question, no these aren't high school kids, these were 5 and 6 year olds. This was a kindergarten level class and it was the first day of the year, so I knew that there were going to be tears and some icky things were going to happen. I fortunately brought an extra pair of pants with me I changed into them so I wouldn't have boogers on me all day. The kid who peed their pants was sent to the nurses office so their mommy could come bring them new pants and underwear. And the kid who was crying for his mommy cried so hard that he threw up a little bit so he got to be nurse buddies with the kid who peed their pants. His mom brought him back to class and luckily he had calmed down enough and didn't cry when she left again. He was just going through a little separation anxiety but once he saw that the day was going to end at 12, and he would get to play games and be told stories he was super chill and ended up loving being in class. The worst thing about this whole situation was that the teacher was outside with all the parents when it all went down, so I had to deal with the debacle by myself. Admittedly though, this was a great learning experience that I'll be sure to learn from when I have to run a classroom by myself. However, I will not be teaching little kids at this young an age, I'm aiming for 7 and 8 year olds or high school student. Hopefully, with high school kids I won't run into a similar situation!
By C8H18 - 29/06/2016 05:11 - United States
C8H18 tells us more.
OP here. here's more info: of course the pasture the horses were in didn't need to be watered, and they had two lawns with sprinkles. The majority of the rest of the property was newly planted vegetable gardens. They were in the process of installing a watering system and it wasn't hooked up yet. Everything was being watered with hoses. Btw, how the hell did you guys come up with house plants? I didn't have access to the house, and why would I mention six acres if I was talking about indoor plants? Come on, people. I did call my neighbor's after they pulled this and they explained that husband thought wife had told me already while wife assumed husband had told me. They didn't realize their mistake until they were about to pull away. So, innocent mistake, but had they told me sooner I would have had the chance to mention I've never been able to keep a plant alive. :(
By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble
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*screaming intensifies*
By Thalassophobic - 21/07/2009 05:32 - United States
By saintmichi - 01/02/2010 00:21 - Poland
This is going to get old pretty quick
By Mike Messenger - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - West Palm Beach
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What a surprise!
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What's cooking?
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Tasty
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Manchild
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Know your place
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Shady parking
By superjstorm - 13/09/2009 14:00 - Philippines
Keywords
And by basically I mean completely ruined.