By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles
The Top
By taylorgo - 16/07/2009 18:50 - United States
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By Anony-moose - 11/10/2011 09:43 - United States
He certainly has a type
By tattooed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland
Classy dude
By tw@ - 28/09/2014 15:30 - United Kingdom - Watford
Running
By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 00:19 - United States - Farmingdale
Never forget
By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States
By dickhead - 10/04/2015 22:17 - United States
Three's a crowd
By Kimberlie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
One-upmanship championship
By Jan - 18/10/2013 06:13 - United States
Counterstrike
By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 05:40 - United States
By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Bellingham
Sneaky hand shandy
By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France
By Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia
Ouch
By lifesmells - 27/06/2009 00:29 - Canada
By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 16:13 - United States
Stalker vibes
By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States
By LexiD19 - 31/07/2015 22:56 - United States - Fort Mill
LexiD19 tells us more.
Hey, OP here! I just started working at Subway a few days ago, so my manager is still training me on the "ways of being a sandwich artist." While making this man's sandwich, I put the cheese longest side facing each other in order to cover all the meat evenly. Well, a few hours later, my manager gets a call from the same man complaining about the cheese being "upside down." My manager thought the whole situation was hilarious and enjoyed telling all of the employees the story. She assured me I didn't do anything wrong and I've been doing great the past few days.
Gottem
By murphslaw - 29/03/2009 05:15 - United States
By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta
By phantomthelabrat - 31/03/2014 12:24 - United States - Fargo
By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom
The turkeys fight back
By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 18:29 - United States - South Burlington
By MacGrouber - 17/03/2011 00:12 - United States
By Jobless - 13/08/2009 01:47 - United States
By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 17:17 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls
By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada
By Lokiara - 26/12/2014 06:18 - United States
Lokiara tells us more.
I'm OP. No, I do not live at home. I haven't lived at home in 5 years. I currently live in a different country and I am in my home country for the holidays. I preemptively tell my parents where I go because they tend to ask that question when I leave the house. It might be the fact that I am female, but I don't really know for certain.
By woahlaura - 14/02/2016 16:26 - United States - Houston
Waste of time
By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Palm City
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Hey all - Thanks for the comments... I did have another job before quitting and I did give my 2 week notice. I'm not stupid in this kind of economy. When giving my 2 week notice, my boss offered to match my current salary and I denied it. I then saw the craigslist posting for more money after I already denied what my boss tried to match for me since I felt it was too late and my new job paid way more. Therefore the uneducated, stupid, and not doing well at my job part doesn't apply. However the undervalued, stupid boss does. :)