By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 17:01 - United States - Portland
The Top
Weird party
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By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin
Keep them to yourself, buddy
By minder97 - 17/10/2011 04:04 - Canada
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strokesie tells us more.
By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 04:38 - United States
pokandy tells us more.
Clear some things up. I had been working there for 4 1/2 years. Everyone at the store eats on the job and I was the only one to get fired. Never had any disiplinary problems before. The Store owners 14 year old son saw me eat the burger while working and told his dad who in turn told the DM. My regular manager didnt even know about it and was as blindsided as me. I offered to pay for the burger even double or triple for it but my DM could not see it any other way and canned my ass. O well. FML
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By asleepinclass - 16/03/2009 17:18 - Poland
Show, don't tell
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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan
Quite the handful
By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States
Put it away!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring Grove
I'm so tired
By A. - 15/04/2009 07:48 - Canada
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Foxy Lady
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Nice try
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By Alex - 05/02/2016 22:55 - United States - Elizabethtown
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Hey, OP here. After I said that, the interviewer busted out laughing- so there's a plus. She also said something along the lines of "Ya know, nobody says that sort of thing. Usually it's the boring 'I really need a job' type. But not you!" And laughed some more. I really need this job though, I've applied everywhere and this place is the first to call me. I won't know if I got it or not until next week, so I'm crossing my fingers!