By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States
The Top
All is quiet on New Year's Day
By EdwinOEF - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Arab Emirates
Free hugs
By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States
Vibe check
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Garchomp - 09/07/2013 02:08 - United States - Dodge City
By snowman - 13/11/2010 23:04 - United States
Misguided
By lovelesslonely - 12/10/2010 17:48 - United States
By 00Evan - 05/04/2009 13:48 - Australia
00Evan tells us more.
By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez
By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 18:58 - Canada
Freakshow
By iheartnjdevils - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By romainmain - 16/09/2012 22:50 - France - Charleville-m?zi?res
By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 17:30 - United States
katethegreatxx tells us more.
So, I'm the person that submitted this, I made an account to clear up confusion on my story. This wasn't an engagement ring, or a promise ring, just something to say that he loved me. The ring wasn't ridiculously expensive, and I'm grateful for it AND him, no matter what the price is. I wasn't complaining about him, more like ranting about what happened. I thought it was funny, and thought that other people might too. Trust me, I know that I'm very lucky, and fortunate to have a guy like him, even if he didn't take the moment seriously. But, that's what makes him special in my eyes, since he has a sense of humor. :)
By Kelly - 02/08/2012 08:11 - United States - Manteca
Disney magic
By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 19:08 - United Kingdom
By Gemma - 03/11/2010 11:23 - United Kingdom
Birth certificate
By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 19:03 - United States
By Anon - 27/02/2010 16:07 - United States
By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands
Hot wheels
By Liam. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By metallifreak44 - 14/11/2011 13:37 - Canada
By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States
By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States
Internship troubles
By bibou2324 - 18/04/2012 20:41
Busted
By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States
By bubblooz - 03/04/2014 02:01 - Canada - Mississauga
bubblooz tells us more.
Hey! it's the OP posting. I'm very surprised this got posted. Here is some information about the fml/my job. 1) We had a health inspector come last week and our place passed the exam. We are actually a very clean place. 2) The bug problem is being taken care of. There are traps all over the place and a pest control guy is coming in soon. Bugs are very hard to get rid of. Once eggs are laid, they will stay there forever. And the place used to be a KFC. 3) We barely see the bugs actually crawling around. That's a reason why I screamed, it was my first time actually seeing one. 4) Bugs do not go in the drinks or food. Customers watch me make their lattes, pour their coffee, heat their wraps, etc. 5)Even if the health inspector didn't come, if I was to complain and the place shut down- me and all my coworkers would lose our income. Also, typically every food place has their dirty secrets like this. Welcome to the food industry. 4) I am only 16 years old, however I need this job. I can't afford to quit. I pay my cell phone bill and majority of my necessities, and I am saving up for university. 5) I have been looking for a new job for a few months. I am handing out resumes constantly at malls and applying online. It's not easy... especially because I'm a part time student with little experience. The moment I have another job, I will give my two weeks notice in. And also, this experience was horrifying. I screamed so loud I startled the customers. I hate bugs. Once I was finished serving the customer I ran to the bathroom, got the bug off me, and then adjusted my pants so I could tuck them into my boots. I appreciate all the comments and the funny jokes!
By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States
By whooops - 15/08/2009 13:56 - United States
By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 21:39 - United Kingdom
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Hey, I'm the original poster. I think comment #78 has the right idea - I wasnt saying it in a rude way, just sort of jokingly, since the last few people had all said toasted. Was just putting theirs in the oven and getting her order at the same time.