You're not my real mom

violatedbuttcrack - - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
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Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

Zambi33 6

O.o what the actual **** #108!?! Why do you just know that?!?

#108: I don't know if I should be appreciative, amused, or horrified. I applaud you.

RedPillSucks 31

*slow clap, horrified expression* btw Noor. How do you know about strippers? You're suppose to be a good Muslim ninja nun

tjv3 10

Some people pay money for that

Imagine if she sniffed her finger afterwards.

Should of slapped the hand that touched your crap. Or say something like u may want to wash ur hands now miss. I haven't washed my ass since gettin rimmed or f&$ked