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Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
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No wonder you got in trouble. You used the wrong swear word. For such a severe injury, the correct term is "************!!!" "Son-of-a-bitch" is for injuries involving light bruising.

poopface82 23

Horrific, deplorable violence is OK as long as people don’t say any naughty words!

No wonder you got in trouble. You used the wrong swear word. For such a severe injury, the correct term is "************!!!" "Son-of-a-bitch" is for injuries involving light bruising.

poopface82 23

Horrific, deplorable violence is OK as long as people don’t say any naughty words!

geerod 16

A coffee table would leave a bruise/gash on you lower leg unless you’re a midget!