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Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML
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DoomJeff91 2

Oh, here's the mail it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail... JAIL!!!

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boardclips 0

your father's a dumbass for giving advice like that. and you're a dumbass for taking it.

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rastilin 0

Since the car was probably registered to you, it's not like you could have escaped anyway.

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zachmassacre 0

There's obviously something wrong with your father. You don't ever flee the scene of an accident, regardless of how minor it is. It is a crime. Had the accident been a bit more serious, you could've possibly faced criminal charges. That might just be the most idiotic piece of advice I've ever heard, and YDI for listening to it.

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telfie 0

Hurrah, you got caught. Your dad is a jerk, and so are you for fleeing the scene. What kind of good advice is it to flee the scene? Never reproduce. Oooo, a bee flew into the car. Big ******* deal. You do not lose control while driving.

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Brak_Spaceman 19

NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD RUN SOMEBODY OVER TO AVOID GETTING STUNG

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Hikarishimizu 13

Has your dad been in many situations like that, OP?

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iRichiq 3

Complements to the all-knowing mailman

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EquallyRacist 0

Please do not bother to include periods if your not going to use any other punctuation, it just makes you look mentally handicapped, or like a very lazy person.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

i find it funny how you hit a mailmans mailbox

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