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Anonymous - 01/05/2012 00:22 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML
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val_159 1

That kid's gonna grow up to be a fireman. I can tell.

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TarieBoo 2

so they no longer teach stop drop & roll ehh?

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Calyx_fml 21

You got owned by an eight year old?!

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KittyJay 3

Anybody else immediately think of George Castanza?

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Coffeebang 17

Everyone would do the same way if there was a real fire like c'mon do you think that we will actually line up & walk out in a orderly fashion

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AnneeSo 6

FYL for being pushed over by a 8 year old.

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partout_fml 6

Apparently there's an additional shade in women and children first.

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husky22 0

that kid is definently gonna be just fine in a fire

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krene97 2

At least he'll get out of the fire okay. Of course, you probably won't do too well.

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codemancody 0

this kid deserves an award!

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