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DarkDolly - - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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bill - 24/10/2012 11:14 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

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mike oxsmall - 16/06/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

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guessthatsatrickthen - 31/10/2015 17:19 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

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meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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towel please! - 10/03/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML

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noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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silentbutfunny 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 19:44

I would be scared, very very scared

KeyboardWarrior 10

Saturday 4 February 2012 19:45

Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.

perdix 29

Saturday 4 February 2012 20:40

"OK, maybe a little problem."

TheJester12 15

Saturday 4 February 2012 20:46

as i walk through the dark alley I suddenly feel a gun press into the small of my back. this is it , I think . I helplessly fall to my knees , and turn to confront my atta-- ( gurgle* choke * slurp ) long story short it wasn't a gun and I lived to tell the tale . and some street hobo named " Ed" has a story to tell at the soup kitchen

Hakando 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 20:48

He must be a perv

tellthattoher 10

Saturday 4 February 2012 20:51

Drunk. Drunk and naked.

Burrito_Time 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 20:54

Was it cold!!

silentbutfunny 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 21:25

Forgot a question mark. Otherwise you sound like you were there, which it sounds like it was just the op and..... The..... Nude... Guy O.o i think we found him!