Yes Netflix, No Chill - FML

Yes Netflix, No Chill

Unluckh - 29/08/2017 01:29

Today, I swapped shifts with a coworker, arranged childcare, and cleaned my house so I could have the perfect Netflix date night. He then bailed with a complicated story that made no sense. Looks like another weekend of just me and pizza. FML

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Demon_of_Light 27

Tuesday 29 August 2017 2:13

That actually sounds like a really nice evening tbh.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 August 2017 3:15

Wait? You’ve traded getting a half a pizza (or less if he’s a pig) and maybe some mediocre, unenthusiastic sex with getting a whole pizza for yourself? I’d say you’re “The Winner!”

Isa_fml 20

Wednesday 30 August 2017 0:43

Well, you can still have a nice night to yourself to relax. Sorry he was shitty though. :(

onceuponatime456 16

Thursday 31 August 2017 0:43

Sounds like you need someone who is reliable in your life!

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