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Anonymous - - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
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slitherbomb 0

You're supposed to pretend to text people but really just go on Facebook....

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gluesniff3r 3

I'm sorry, but pretending to talk to someone is pathetic. Pretend to text like everyone else or just do a thousand other things phones these days offer.

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Miguemex95 4

On the bright side the phone didn't start ringing... I think that would've been worse..

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FYLDeep 25

Don't pretend to talk on your phone and you won't have this issue. You gave absolutely no rational as to why you decided to do this in the first place.

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RadioOctopus 16

why not just text someone or ACTUALLY call someone its easy..

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Enslaved 36

What's wrong with you? Why pretend? Just play Angry Birds 'til your ride gets there.

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jomith14 0

People make mistakes sometimes and you're commenting on a post not writing an essay there's no reason to write perfectly

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onecrazybitch 0

Maybe if you weren't pretending to talk on the phone, you could've talked to an actual person and made a real friend. You're wierd.

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Punkpoptart1119 20

Are you one of those people that thinks talking on the phone is cool and will make other people think you're cool? Truth is, NOBODY CARES. Why didn't you just go on Facebook, or actually call a friend?

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ranamile 0

Why the hell did you do that anyway?

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HogwartsDropout7 0

I honestly see no need for the pretending.

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